Welcome to...
SMOKING FETISH-PHONE!
1-716-825-5987
(Open 12 noon-3 am Eastern Time)
"We were happy to take this advertiser...they understand
the fetish...
and make sure callers get what they're looking for."
- Smoke Signals, June 1999
Would you like to talk to a woman who
smokes...
a woman who understands the fetish...
a woman who likes to talk about smoking?
Our girls all smoke, and they enjoy talking
about it.
And they're waiting to talk to you!
If you want to have phone sex with a woman while she smokes for you, no
problem.
Our girls are good at it.
But if you just want to talk to a smoker about things like:
"What brand do you smoke? How much a day?"
"How old when you started? What did your mother say?"
"Can you french inhale? Do you like white or brown filters?"
"Have you smoked 120? Cigars? Do you smoke during sex?"
That's fine too!
What makes us so different? We're not one of those anonymous 1-900 phone sex companies, that just assigns a call to "the next girl in line." We won't say "huh?" when you say you have a smoking fetish. And our women aren't sitting in a big room, filing their nails while they're reciting meaningful lines like "c'mon baby, give me all ten inches, ooh, you're so good, lover."
We're a small company, that specializes in fetishes. We don't hire desperate job-seekers from a want ad in the local paper. We only hire girls who understand and enjoy fetishes, and want to talk about them and explore them. And we have a group of smoking women who want to talk to guys with a smoking fetish.
When you call us, you're not going to have to explain what the smoking fetish is about, what you're looking for, or why you have to talk to a smoker. And we're not going to assign your call to some non-smoker just because she's "next."
We know what the smoking fetish is. You won't have to explain it - we understand it. The girls who will be handling your calls smoke, and they love to smoke. (It's not hard to understand where we're coming from: the woman who owns our company started when she was 11 and smokes three packs a day!)
The bottom line: most of our calls are repeat calls. That's because we work hard at what we do, to make sure our clients are satisfied. And it's why our motto is "Get fucked, not screwed!"
OK, so how does it work, and what does it cost?
It's simple. You just call us and tell us you want to talk to a smoker. After we take care of the credit card details, give us a few minutes, and you'll get a call right back from a smoking woman. And we pick up the cost of the return call. (Don't worry, we never give out your phone number to anyone!)
Why do we have to call you back? Two reasons.
First, we want to protect our girls. We don't have a big "boiler
room" full of bored women waiting for the next call...they all work from
home, and we want to make sure their privacy is protected.
More importantly, we want to make sure you talk to the right woman. We do
handle calls for other fetishes too, so we don't assign calls to just anyone -
we make sure that you're called back by a smoker, who wants to talk about
smoking. Otherwise, you're not happy - and that's just not good business for
us.
What does it cost? It's only $2.99 per minute - and remember, that includes the cost of the return phone call. You can talk as long as you want, but we do have a ten-minute minimum. We think you'll agree that's only fair; after all, we don't want our girls to drop whatever they're doing at home, go somewhere private, make the call...and then only make a couple of bucks for her trouble because someone hangs up after a minute or two.
Think $2.99 is a lot? Check around the net...look in your local paper...think about the ads you've seen on late-night TV. You'll pay twice as much, or even more, for most of those anonymous 1-900 numbers --- you'll have to explain what the fetish is --- and probably won't even end up talking to a woman who really smokes.
We're in this to make money, of course, but we charge less than just about anyone else --- and you get a lot more: real smoking women, who understand the fetish and want to talk about smoking with you!
"It is the phone sex line I have been searching for.
The operator knew exactly what I was talking about.
I was able to request the type of smoker, brand, and other things.
Not only was she able to get me the type of smoker I wanted,
she was also able to give suggestions.
She was even able to find me something for my special interest.
I have never found any phone service EVER even close to fulfill my smoking
fetish.
If that isn't more than enough, the price is MORE THAN REASONABLE!!!!
I have paid 2X as much for a lot lot less.
BTW, I am writing this just after my first try of the service.
I was completely amazed and very satisfied."
- email from a new customer
Why not give Smoking Fetish-Phone a try?
We want to talk smoking with you!
1-716-825-5987
(Open 12 noon-3 am Eastern Time)
We're always looking for female phone sex operators who have the smoking fetish,
or who love to smoke ---
please feel free to email us for information!
